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Das Jet Lag Stinks As Bad As This Skunk!
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A short while ago, a mentally-ill yuppie drummer had the first idea of his life. He
thought to himself, I could make a band. So this
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Die Jet Lag YUPPIE
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Jet Lag's drummer is a pure communist who believes in capitol punishment. This drummer thinks he
was mugged by Jimmy Carter and Hanson while he was on his way to play in the community sandbox. This
freak also thinks that he is married to the late Elvis Presley, in addition to this, he claims to have had an affair with Richard
Nixon and a chinchilla, all at the same time. After that the chinchilla now has a gimp. Ever since late in '97 he claims to have become
an horonary member of
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ANIMATED STEVE!
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ERR! ERR! ERR! ERR! ERR!
HE IS ANIMATED STEVE AND HE'S OUT TO ANIMATE YOU INTO HIS COLLECTIVE. RESISTANCE IS ANIMATED!!!
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